Jess' Dress Mess

A painter named Jess made a mess,
She spilled some paint onto her dress,
The children all stared,
But then they got scared,
So they all went home to play chess.

Martian Monroe

There was a green UFO,
Thirty feet wide or so.
A martian came out,
And without a doubt,
It had to be Marilyn Monroe.

Fly By

A small bird was flying too high,
The other birds all wondered why,
It's so high overhead,
It must surely be dead,
So the largest bird let out a sigh.

Pete's Stinkin' Feet

Pete had some stinky feet,
They reeked of rotten meat.
He took off his shoes,
And sipped on some booze,
And passed out right on the street.