A Toad's Trash

I saw a thing on the road,
From my humble abode.
There was no mystery,
As to it's history,
It was left there by a toad.

Unlucky Ducky

Ronald was an old duck,
Who had clearly run out of luck.
He was stuck in the rain,
And was hit by a train,
And then by a pickup truck.

Bob's Cruel Death

Bob was an utter tool,
A completely useless fool.
Then one day he died,
And no one cried,
Which his mother thought was quite cruel.

Mysterious Dr. Pat

Dr. Pat was extremely fat,
His face looked much like a rat.
He was very short,
Though I must report,
He wore an extravegent hat.

Smart Fart Thompson

Thompson let out a fart,
He was still a boy at heart.
Then he lit a match,
And started to scratch,
Which wasn't very smart.

Rock Star Turned Zoo Keeper

Marty was drinking some gin,
Because he was a has-been.
He left his band,
With cash in hand,
To open a zoo in Berlin.

Ed's Pizza Gorgemundo

Ed ate a pizza for brunch,
And two or three more for lunch.
He won't get much thinner,
If he has one for dinner,
If one follows their hunch.

Tricky Thief

A thief had a trick up it's sleeve,
That served to deceive the naive.
He never was caught,
Or so he thought,
Until it was time to leave.

Baby Gone Wild

A baby was eating some cheese,
As he crawled around on his knees.
He pooped in his pants,
As he drooled on the plants,
And filled his nostrils with peas.

Bubba Goes Huntin'

Bubba was hunting some geese,
To give to his favorite niece.
But his neice was his mom,
And was kind of dumb,
So he left the poor birds in peace.

Marionette Debt Collection

Brett is a marionette,
Whose face I'll never forget.
For I lent him some cash,
And his face I will smash,
If he dosn't repay his debt.

How Frogs Die

Three frogs lived in a small bog,
That was thickly covered in fog.
One of them died,
The other two cried,
Until they were chewed by a dog.

Church Mouse Thief Lurcher

A mouse lived in an old church,
Where he kept watch from his perch.
When he spotted some cheese,
He snatched it with ease,
In a quick and sudden lurch.

Wrong Song

Dennis was singing a song,
And his mother was singing along.
But they sang too loud,
And attracted a crowd,
Who thought they were singing it wrong.

Monkey Lives With Junkie

Ralph was a chunky old monkey,
Who lived in a box with a junkie.
In the box that they shared,
Everyone stared,
For they smelled extremely funky.

Dale in Jail

Ol' Dale couldn't make bail,
So he spent the night in jail.
He started to weep,
And then fell asleep,
And woke up in a rusty pail.

Vain Wayne

Wayne was drinking champagne,
While twirling his golden cane.
To impress his mother,
And his big brother,
But I guess it was all in vain.

Old Garbage Man

An old man lived in Japan,
Where he was a garbage man.
He picked up the trash,
And got a skin rash,
From a rusty tin can.

Mean Timmy

Timmy was throwing some berries,
That were given to him by fairies.
One by one,
Until he was done,
He threw them at my canaries.

Fox Socks

A fox was wearing green socks,
He found them in a small box.
They reeked of cheese,
And were full of fleas,
So he smashed them upon some rocks.

Midget Rider Part 4

The King snapped the midget's poor neck,
You could hear it from even Quebec.
He fell on his head,
And the midget was dead,
So the King said "What the heck?"

THE END

Midget Rider Part 3

The midget decided to leave,
Or so you might believe.
He got back on his goat,
But was grabbed by the throat,
For the King was not so naive.

To be continued...

Midget Rider Part 2

The midget walked through the gate,
He was almost certainly late.
The King was quite mad,
Which was really too bad,
For the midget was quite irate.

To be continued...