Midget Rider Part 1

A midget was riding a goat,
So that he could cross the moat.
He arrived at the gates,
And undid his skates,
And donned his sheepskin coat.

To be continued...

Brent's Tent

Brent went into the tent,
It was clearly made of cement.
When he came out,
There was no doubt,
This was an odd event.

Today is Boxing Day

Today is Boxing Day,
"So what?" is what you might say.
You get a good deal,
At the stores, dear Niel,
So get on your jolly way.

Opera Bar

A man drove his car to a bar,
And lit up a Cuban cigar.
He ordered a drink,
And tried to lip sync,
The songs of an opera star.

Dog vs. Hog

A dog jumped over a log,
And landed on top of a hog.
They wrestled around,
All over the ground,
Until they fell in a bog.

War Boar

A boar came home from the war,
He barely fit through the door.
His pants fell down,
In the middle of town,
And everyone fell to the floor.

Gizzard Pie

There once was a magical wizard,
He cooked up a pie made of gizzard.
He ate it all up,
Then threw up in his cup,
And later died in a blizzard.

Roller Cop Blues

There once was a grand old roller cop,
He slipt on a patch of pig slop.
He fell on his face,
Oh, what a disgrace,
The cop had to retrieve a mop .

Pig Wig

A pig was wearing a wig,
It was quite clearly much to big.
It fell off his head,
And he thought he was dead,
So his family did a grand jig.

Gnome Dome Extravaganza

A gnome fell into a dome,
It was much bigger than his home.
He slept in a chair,
And then on a dare,
Fashioned a shoe made of foam.

Welcome

It is I, the God of Limericks who beckons ye to read my entrancing rhymes of glory and regency at every available opportunity bestowed upon you.