A painter named Jess made a mess,
She spilled some paint onto her dress,
The children all stared,
But then they got scared,
So they all went home to play chess.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Martian Monroe
There was a green UFO,
Thirty feet wide or so.
A martian came out,
And without a doubt,
It had to be Marilyn Monroe.
Thirty feet wide or so.
A martian came out,
And without a doubt,
It had to be Marilyn Monroe.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Fly By
A small bird was flying too high,
The other birds all wondered why,
It's so high overhead,
It must surely be dead,
So the largest bird let out a sigh.
The other birds all wondered why,
It's so high overhead,
It must surely be dead,
So the largest bird let out a sigh.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Pete's Stinkin' Feet
Pete had some stinky feet,
They reeked of rotten meat.
He took off his shoes,
And sipped on some booze,
And passed out right on the street.
They reeked of rotten meat.
He took off his shoes,
And sipped on some booze,
And passed out right on the street.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
A Toad's Trash
I saw a thing on the road,
From my humble abode.
There was no mystery,
As to it's history,
It was left there by a toad.
From my humble abode.
There was no mystery,
As to it's history,
It was left there by a toad.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Unlucky Ducky
Ronald was an old duck,
Who had clearly run out of luck.
He was stuck in the rain,
And was hit by a train,
And then by a pickup truck.
Who had clearly run out of luck.
He was stuck in the rain,
And was hit by a train,
And then by a pickup truck.
Monday, February 20, 2006
Bob's Cruel Death
Bob was an utter tool,
A completely useless fool.
Then one day he died,
And no one cried,
Which his mother thought was quite cruel.
A completely useless fool.
Then one day he died,
And no one cried,
Which his mother thought was quite cruel.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Mysterious Dr. Pat
Dr. Pat was extremely fat,
His face looked much like a rat.
He was very short,
Though I must report,
He wore an extravegent hat.
His face looked much like a rat.
He was very short,
Though I must report,
He wore an extravegent hat.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Smart Fart Thompson
Thompson let out a fart,
He was still a boy at heart.
Then he lit a match,
And started to scratch,
Which wasn't very smart.
He was still a boy at heart.
Then he lit a match,
And started to scratch,
Which wasn't very smart.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Rock Star Turned Zoo Keeper
Marty was drinking some gin,
Because he was a has-been.
He left his band,
With cash in hand,
To open a zoo in Berlin.
Because he was a has-been.
He left his band,
With cash in hand,
To open a zoo in Berlin.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Ed's Pizza Gorgemundo
Ed ate a pizza for brunch,
And two or three more for lunch.
He won't get much thinner,
If he has one for dinner,
If one follows their hunch.
And two or three more for lunch.
He won't get much thinner,
If he has one for dinner,
If one follows their hunch.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Tricky Thief
A thief had a trick up it's sleeve,
That served to deceive the naive.
He never was caught,
Or so he thought,
Until it was time to leave.
That served to deceive the naive.
He never was caught,
Or so he thought,
Until it was time to leave.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Baby Gone Wild
A baby was eating some cheese,
As he crawled around on his knees.
He pooped in his pants,
As he drooled on the plants,
And filled his nostrils with peas.
As he crawled around on his knees.
He pooped in his pants,
As he drooled on the plants,
And filled his nostrils with peas.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Bubba Goes Huntin'
Bubba was hunting some geese,
To give to his favorite niece.
But his neice was his mom,
And was kind of dumb,
So he left the poor birds in peace.
To give to his favorite niece.
But his neice was his mom,
And was kind of dumb,
So he left the poor birds in peace.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Marionette Debt Collection
Brett is a marionette,
Whose face I'll never forget.
For I lent him some cash,
And his face I will smash,
If he dosn't repay his debt.
Whose face I'll never forget.
For I lent him some cash,
And his face I will smash,
If he dosn't repay his debt.
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