The God Of Limericks Triumphant Return

The limerick well had gone dry,
Which encited a worldwide sigh.
But may all of ye hear,
There is no need to fear,
For The God Of Limericks is nigh.

A Bizarre Car By Far

Phil Jones drove a car made of glass,
But the seats were made out of brass,
So when he drove by,
People would cry,
Phil Jones must be very high class.

Dancing Bugs Me

A tall man was wearing green pants,
That were totally covered with ants.
He stopped by a tree,
And said "Look at me!",
As he did a hilarious dance.