Bubba Goes Huntin'

Bubba was hunting some geese,
To give to his favorite niece.
But his neice was his mom,
And was kind of dumb,
So he left the poor birds in peace.

Nick's Stick Trick

Nick tied a pail to a stick,
It was all a part of his trick.
He filled it with glue,
And limabeans too,
And used it to hit his friend Rick.

Marionette Debt Collection

Brett is a marionette,
Whose face I'll never forget.
For I lent him some cash,
And his face I will smash,
If he dosn't repay his debt.

A Lesson in Etiquette

A mansion was teeming with thugs,
Who where making a mess on the rugs.
It seemed quite contrived,
When the owner arrived,
And gave the intruders all hugs.

How Frogs Die

Three frogs lived in a small bog,
That was thickly covered in fog.
One of them died,
The other two cried,
Until they were chewed by a dog.

Night Fight Party

On a cold and dark winters night,
A man and a moose had a fight,
They swung metal bats,
And wore metal hats,
Oh what a mystical sight.

Church Mouse Thief Lurcher

A mouse lived in an old church,
Where he kept watch from his perch.
When he spotted some cheese,
He snatched it with ease,
In a quick and sudden lurch.

Plaid Dad

There once was a small boy named Brad,
Who went to the zoo with his dad.
Brad went for a snack.
And when he got back,
His dad wore a suit made of plaid.

Wrong Song

Dennis was singing a song,
And his mother was singing along.
But they sang too loud,
And attracted a crowd,
Who thought they were singing it wrong.

Rich Rats

Four rats were sailing a plank,
When all of a sudden it sank.
They fell overboard,
And then they explored,
Until they wound up in a bank.

Soft Rock

Some bluebirds were flying aloft,
As the children below them all scoffed,
The kids threw some stones,
To break the birds bones,
But the stones that they threw were too soft.

Monkey Lives With Junkie

Ralph was a chunky old monkey,
Who lived in a box with a junkie.
In the box that they shared,
Everyone stared,
For they smelled extremely funky.

Slight Light Oversight

There once was a great chef named Krandal,
Who carried his pots by the handle,
But when his hand burned,
Poor Krandal soon learned,
That he should not pick up a lit candle.

Dale in Jail

Ol' Dale couldn't make bail,
So he spent the night in jail.
He started to weep,
And then fell asleep,
And woke up in a rusty pail.

A Brief Swim

Some children went in to the sea,
Splashing and swimming with glee.
They wanted to stay,
But they all ran away,
When the youngest one started to pee.

Vain Wayne

Wayne was drinking champagne,
While twirling his golden cane.
To impress his mother,
And his big brother,
But I guess it was all in vain.

Selective Sherpa

Three dogs fell into some glue.
They didn't know what they should do.
A sherpa came by,
And gave it a try,
But decided to only save two.

Old Garbage Man

An old man lived in Japan,
Where he was a garbage man.
He picked up the trash,
And got a skin rash,
From a rusty tin can.

Relocation Frustration

A hobo sat out in the rain,
To watch a departing plane.
When the plane went,
It blew down his tent,
So he had to go live on a train.

Mean Timmy

Timmy was throwing some berries,
That were given to him by fairies.
One by one,
Until he was done,
He threw them at my canaries.

An Odd Tree

A tree was made out of chrome,
With leaves that were made out of foam.
A tourist once said,
That tree appears dead,
And he promptly returned to his home.

Fox Socks

A fox was wearing green socks,
He found them in a small box.
They reeked of cheese,
And were full of fleas,
So he smashed them upon some rocks.

Pizza Bear

A bear ran a pizza shop,
Where people would often stop,
To pick up a slice,
At a reasonable price,
Despite all the brown fur on top.

Midget Rider Part 4

The King snapped the midget's poor neck,
You could hear it from even Quebec.
He fell on his head,
And the midget was dead,
So the King said "What the heck?"

THE END

Subway Rockstar

I'll tell you about Jaffar,
He lifted a subway car.
He looked beneath,
To search for Keith,
And found an electric guitar.

Midget Rider Part 3

The midget decided to leave,
Or so you might believe.
He got back on his goat,
But was grabbed by the throat,
For the King was not so naive.

To be continued...

A Brown Bear

A bear was mauling a clown,
Right in the middle of town.
When he was dead,
The children all said,
"That cute teddybear is brown."

Midget Rider Part 2

The midget walked through the gate,
He was almost certainly late.
The King was quite mad,
Which was really too bad,
For the midget was quite irate.

To be continued...